(Be Harry Anderson Egbert.)

You are now Harry, several hours in the past.

You’re still at home. Stuck. In the epicenter of a raging war.

As a well-known bard (NOT THAT ONE) once said, all the world’s a stage. You, however, have until now elected to take a seat in the audience, rump plush-ly coddled by the familiar embrace of your living room couch. Is it time to sit back and watch the show...?

No.

It’s time to get off your ass and PERFORM.

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