(Yiffy: Swipe a backstage pass.)

The Sylph has been slow boiling, you can tell. Your ma got pretty far with her MARTYR'S GAMBIT, but even capricious goddesses like her have to pay the piper eventually.

You're not about to miss it.

You've only been around this earth for 15 years, but it's a self-evident fact that there are no useful authorities. Gifted with unimaginable power, their concern only stretches so far as to manhandle those dependent on them, and tangles into ineffectual deadlock the instant it meets a challenge worth addressing. Potential killed for the sake of comfort.

True kindness is real, but only for those that bare teeth and break skin. Why should these disingenuous, bystanding, spineless, SELFISH adults get anything they want?

> (Yiffy: Enjoy the show.)