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Gross.

You don't even wanna guess what kind of INHARMONIOUS CHOREOGRAPHY they're doing in there.

Before you inadvertently become an unwilling audience to the passionate conflagrance that is your parents' "rekindling," you decide to wrap up your investigation, trying not to gag loud enough to be heard through the door.

Exit stage ANYWHERE, double-time.

> (Harry: Abscond.)