JOHN: holy shit?
ROXY: sorry to lop yet another huge scoop onto ur lil brains ice cream revelation sundae
JOHN: so wait, if this thing's always been under the bed, how’d you get down here before without me?
ROXY: well thats neither here nor there john
JOHN: i mean it is kinda. Here.
ROXY: fine ok checkmate
ROXY: i dont ACTUALLY need ur nerdgrit for this escapade
ROXY: like im sorry but i said it
ROXY: i mostly just wanted to see you and show u wats down here
ROXY: and also uve been ~sent for~
JOHN: ok but like
ROXY: john i am inviting u 2 my inner sanctum
ROXY: i am literally bringing out the word "sanctum" in case u werent already clued in 2 how cool this is
ROXY: so do u wanna go into my secret lair or wat
JOHN: yes? i guess?
ROXY: aight good
ROXY: then as they told me in the hospital before lil h a was born
ROXY: just push