ROXY: u know what i think u do
ROXY: i am getting sick and tired of davekat
DAVE: first of all
DAVE: amazing that you named my relationship
DAVE: second of all if i understand ship name vernacular
DAVE: which of course i fucking do
DAVE: pretty bold of you to assume im proverbially "on top" in this scenario
ROXY: i actually dont want to hear about this
DAVE: no too late pardner you opened the door
DAVE: im just moseyin on through
DAVE: yippee ki yay
DAVE: yippee ki GAY?
ROXY: this sucks why r u like this
DAVE: my brains fried on account of i just love to do homo kisses so much
DAVE: i cant contain myself
ROXY: lmao this bit wont work on me anymore
ROXY: we get it!!
ROXY: hashtag love wins!!!!!!
ROXY: ur both very cute and love eachother very much!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ROXY: i just wanna do my laundry
ROXY: without potensh walkin in on two of my bffs goin whole assed ham on top of some socks
DAVE: wow and youre usually so supportive
DAVE: i cant believe it
DAVE: my own flesh and blood
DAVE: my own brother/father
DAVE: well hm actually
ROXY: oh yikes dirk lmao
DAVE: yeah haha
DAVE: i mean i dont actually think he-
ROXY: lmao no no
DAVE: like in a real way
ROXY: no def not hes just an asshole
DAVE: haha yeah