ROSE: Then I'm sure Jade and I can walk you through some basic concepts.
JOHN: i uh
JOHN: no, it's
ROSE: About to change the subject?
JOHN: so... how did you hide the pregnancy?
ROSE: Oh, that was simple.
ROSE: Jade's genes being, as they are, part canine, the gestation period was substantially reduced.
ROSE: I carried the baby to term in just under two months.
ROSE: Since she was unfamiliar with human pregnancy at the time, I assume Kanaya simply thought I was looking a little more... substantial than usual, and didn't think it polite to comment.
KANAYA: In Defense Of My Observational Skills I Feel Like I Should Point Out That You Had Recently Recovered Miraculously From A Debilitating And Potentially Fatal Illness
KANAYA: A State In Which You Were Exceptionally Malnourished To Say The Least
ROSE: Well, quite.
ROSE: Anyway, with the messy part finished, all that was left was the trifling matter of Jade and I raising the child together in secret for fifteen years.
ROSE: A task that we performed flawlessly until a few short moments ago, when she became the political prisoner of a certain Jane Crocker.
JOHN: oh my god.
JOHN: no offense jade, but,
JOHN: that BITCH!!
JADE: *sniffle* hehe...
ROSE: So this, finally, is the predicament that we are presently faced with.
ROSE: Jane has taken Yiffy hostage in retaliation for our supposed kidnapping of her son, and the murder of her former favorite clown.
ROSE: The fact that only one of these things actually happened, and that the rebellion is responsible for neither of them, will not matter to her in the slightest.
ROSE: The woman means murder.
JOHN: i think i understand everything so f
VRISSY: YOU MEAN TO TELL ME
VRISSY: NOT ONLY DO I H8VE A SISTER
VRISSY: 8UT YOU NAMED
VRISSY: YOUR ****SECRET CHILD****