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JOHN: you made it!
JOHN: i knew you had it in you.
HARRY: aw, thanks d-
VRISKA: Of course we made it, John.
VRISKA: It was a walk in the park!
VRISKA: I had some of my 8est moves planned out, gave them the speech of a fucking lifetime, and then they all just ran away without even TRYING to fight 8ack properly!
VRISKA: Frankly, I'm a little insulted 8y just how easy it was.
VRISKA: 8ut you must have known it would 8e a piece of gru8cake.
VRISKA: After all, we had me there.
JOHN: haha, oh vriska.
JOHN: it's nice that you're basically the same exact person you always have been.
VRISKA: You're welcome.
JOHN: honestly i'm still a little bewildered by your being here?
JOHN: but guess i'm happy to see you anyway.
JOHN: especially in a context that doesn't involve any amount of kissing a clOUCH!
VRISKA: (Not right now, you fuckhead!!!!!!!!)
JOHN: (oh, crap.)
JOHN: (sorry.)
JOHN: um, anyway.
JOHN: thanks for helping out, i guess?
JOHN: i can take it from here though.
VRISKA: 8e my guest!
JOHN: okay.
VRISKA: ::::)
JOHN: ...
JOHN: um... if you don't mind, vriska?
VRISKA: Hm?
JOHN: i'd like to talk to my son please.
VRISKA: Oh!
VRISKA: Right.
VRISKA: Sure.
VRISKA: Don't let me get in your way!
VRISKA: I'll just 8e over here, 8asking in the knowledge of a jo8 well done and plotting acts of violence.
JOHN: haha, thanks.
VRISKA: (Mutter) (mutter) limping to a respecta8le distance (mutter) (mutter) right this second (mutter) (mutter).
VRISKA: (Mum8le) (mum8le) h8 to 8leed all over your touching reunion (mum8le) (mum8le).
JOHN: sorry about that harry anderson.
JOHN: where were we.
JOHN: oh, right, your escape!
JOHN: i guess i already said, but i knew you had it in you.
HARRY: yeah, i guess so...
JOHN: i realize that it was a lot to handle though.
HARRY: you can say that again.
JOHN: it wasn't until after i hung up that i even remembered that i never gave you that strife specibus for your birthday!
HARRY: oh, it's ok... vriska had a spare.
HARRY: i put my sewing scissors on it.
HARRY: it was all i really had at the time.
JOHN: haha, that sounds familiar.
JOHN: i kind of stumbled ass backwards into getting stuck with my first hammer. but after a while, i couldn't imagine having picked anything else.
JOHN: i'm sure you'll do some amazing things with it. you already did, in fact!
JOHN: i'm sure jane is feeling really butt hurt about things this very minute.
JOHN: the prankster's gambit is tipped back in our favor, that's for sure.
HARRY: haha, yeah...
HARRY: if it's alright dad,
HARRY: i don't... really wanna talk about it all that much right now?
HARRY: you're right, it was kind of a lot to go through.
JOHN: that's okay!
JOHN: we don't have to talk about that if you don't want.
JOHN: honestly, who cares about strife specibi or the pranksters gambit or whatever.
JOHN: that's not what's important.
JOHN: i'm just glad to know that you're safe.
HARRY: ...
HARRY: dad?
JOHN: yes son.
HARRY: can i ask you a question?
JOHN: anything son.
HARRY: ok, cool.
HARRY: so...
HARRY: how come you're wearing that... thing?
JOHN: thing?
HARRY: you know.
HARRY: the windsock.
HARRY: i thought it was busy getting eaten by moths in a museum or something.
HARRY: please don't tell me you broke in there just to get it back.
JOHN: oh!
JOHN: oh haha, the god tier outfit.
JOHN: don't worry, i can just sort of manifest this whenever i want.
JOHN: although now that you mention it, the guys at the museum will probably be wondering where it went.
JOHN: or... maybe it's still there? to be honest, i have no idea whether this is the same outfit.
JOHN: i don't think it follows the same laws of physics and stuff that normal clothing does?
JOHN: they are just your basic magic pajamas at the end of the day.
HARRY: and it didn't occur to you to, y'know, magic them any bigger?
HARRY: you just look like, well, a grown adult wearing clothes for a kid.
HARRY: it's kind of embarrassing to look at...
JOHN: blargh, you're right.
JOHN: i admit, i didn't give it a whole lot of thought.
JOHN: it just felt like the right thing to put on at the time.
HARRY: i'm pretty sure no such time has ever existed.
JOHN: i don't BELIEVE this.
JOHN: what have i EVER done to deserve such cruelty from my own son.
HARRY: lmao.
JOHN: hehe.
JOHN: i guess you're right, though.
JOHN: this old thing is pretty uncomfortable in a lot of ways.
JOHN: hm...
JOHN: when we get a moment, maybe the two of us could brainstorm a redesign?
JOHN: no pressure though.
HARRY: !!!
JOHN: have a think about it, anyway.
JOHN: in the meantime, i need to go have a quick word with the other vriska.
VRISSY: Vrissy.
JOHN: oh.
JOHN: right.
JOHN: vrissy, sorry.
JOHN: hello there.
JOHN: i guess you were listening to all that?
VRISSY: Not really.
VRISSY: I just have a sense of hearing that's Particularly 8ttuned to the sound of Other People t8lking a8out me.
VRISSY: Or... well, I did until Recently.
JOHN: haha, i bet it's been a bit strange having the original vriska around.
JOHN: i will say that it is very confusing having both of you in the same place at once!
JOHN: oh man...
JOHN: now that i think about it...
HARRY: (dad...)
JOHN: this feels like the perfect conditions for some identical twin type shenanigans.
JOHN: like in the parent trap or something!
JOHN: i'm not sure how either of you would feel about being played by lindsay lohan though.
HARRY: (oh my goddddddd kill me now)
JOHN: but anyway, vrissy.
JOHN: your moms called me a while ago. they sounded very worried that you weren't answering your phone.
VRISSY: O8viously.
VRISSY: I was 8usy!
JOHN: well, anyway, they're on their way here. jade is coming too.
JOHN: they should arrive any minute.
VRISSY: Oh you're kidding.
TAVROS: (H, here they come now,,,)
TAVROS: (I can see them,,, over there,,,)
VRISSY: Uuuuuuuugggggggghhhhhhhh.