i remind the witch that my time was in the void, which is far darker and lonelier than a ship full of lizards. i add that it was also eons, a length of time that is, traditionally, far longer than three years. i ask her to excuse my pettiness in pointing it out.
JADE: youre a member of a species designed for long periods of isolation
JADE: im a human!
JADE: or at least, i started out that way
JADE: even if i had the powers of a first guardian, my brain still worked in modules of human pattern recognition!
JADE: three years is a long time for a human teenager, i dont care how many of her molecules are made of a god!
i point out that this back and forth is becoming childish and if--
JADE: OH MY GOD STOP NARRATING!
JADE: who are you even talking to?
JADE: ugh, this is so annoying, i cant tell if youre being serious
JADE: your voice is impossible to read and i cant see your face