KARKAT: WHY ARE YOU UP ANYWAY?
ROXY: well i wasnt but then somebody screamed like a rooster boned a teapot and had a noisy lovechild
DAVE: yeah thats basically accurate
KARKAT: FUCK YOU.
DAVE: maybe if youre lucky
KARKAT: THAT JOKE STOPS BEING FUNNY WHEN WE’VE ACTUALLY
KARKAT: IS THERE MILK?
ROXY: in the fridge
DAVE: wheres kanaya
ROXY: sleepin i hope
ROXY: last time i saw her she was on the second floor
ROXY: the third floor observation deck
ROXY: this place is huge
KARKAT: IT’S MAYBE A TENTH THE SIZE OF THE METEOR.
DAVE: yeah dude but that was basically a city
DAVE: this is more like a castle
DAVE: a castle of idk
DAVE: twenty something ennui
ROXY: anybody hungry
ROXY: i was thinkin about alchemizing some pancakes
ROXY: or maybe eggs
ROXY: they all basically taste the same at the end of the day i think alchemized food is like eighty percent imagination
ROXY: but both of you barely eat and its making me anxious
DAVE: damn thanks mom
DAVE: i mean
DAVE: fuck sorry im tired
ROXY: haha its ok
ROXY: dont worry about it
DAVE: okay but just because our relatives turned evil doesnt mean we have to act like total animals
DAVE: we can still try to respect each others identities and shit
DAVE: anyway im gonna go check on kanaya
DAVE: possessed jade dont follow me
JADE: i am fine where i am.